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Posted October 24th, 2011 by admin

“Do not trust a person who does not know at least one service (such as drinking, smoking, swearing).”
– Bryce Law

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a year, my “management vision” (MV) broadcast premiere on the Internet. MV is a free Internet radio (also known as “podcasts”), are updated weekly (Monday), and available in MP3, WMA, and Real Player format (RealPlayer is accompanied by graphics), the radio, I’ll Information Resources Management (IRM ) to discuss the topic), review of upcoming events of interest and the public to review the e-mail, I presented my “pets wrath of the Week,” on behalf of irritation in the middle of the present project, which has been part of the popular show, so I included those of you who missed the broadcast them here and hope you will often complain of some of those involved, they are current topics of interest to give a humorous insight, I hope you will like, please note that these are my own opinions and do not necessarily represent the views of my company or another group

2005 年 8 月 8 日 – BOUNTY business

Me “this week, angry pet” is a rich commercial I recently heard on the radio work, but will drive the other day because we all know now, P & G’s Bounty “quilted quicker picker – on” file a towel, I did not have such a problem, we reward our house, but the new radio ad described as “A new quilting blue dot,” it results in a “high-resolution glory.” honestly, when I heard this I laughed … … in the car next to me must have thought I lost my mind. “High-Resolution”? I think this works for me to see interesting things like paper towels secular take the “high tech” ah, you must love Madison Avenue, I think.

2005 年 August 15 – Microsoft Windows

my “pet of the week anger” is Microsoft’s operating system Windoze I recently bought two computers in the office, one of the laptops and desktops, but
Windows XP with the latest version, I had to move to two machines deputy, should not be a big deal large amounts of data, it is now, I do not think any of their own imagination a technical guru, but the stretch and I like to think that I am a “super user” who knows his way around a computer

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I have installed the operating system over the years many, both test and production version now, so many of you know the old IBM OS / 2 operating system with, I still think my best defender 32 – bit operating system block, but I was in able to register the Windows operating system crashes remain the same, because I did not end the problem, found it very frustrating experience, I think I’ve got OS / 2 spoiled its object-oriented desktop, the system object model and pre-emptive multitasking, I still losing money, why IBM gave up.

But in my heart, I can not imagine why anyone would bother wasting their time invented viruses and worms, when you have something like Windoze there. Is the only company that uninterrupted cash flow, and no, Virginia, there is no operating system monopoly is there?

2005 年 8:22 – Software Testing

Me “this week, angry pet” is a software testing, as I mentioned in an article that it is a simple “bottom-up “approach to test and install the system, but I’m so worried about software vendors test their products these days, if all the industry has fallen to allow customers to test products bad habits, for example, it is no longer unusual to get the” beta “version of the software, play it and report back to the problems of its manufacturer, as well as the main version of the software products to work with manufacturers to know
transport all the best product is” off-road vehicles. ” To satisfy the customer, they offer a free upgrade to the next version (which is actually the final version)

this method of software testing is offended me.

I need to test test vendor software products, but I have neither time nor inclination for their producers to work, and I will not rush out to buy “all” the latest version of the software, I’ve been burned too many times in my case manufacturers, software vendors really need to clean up their act when it comes to testing, if they really want to test their products, Let us know that we should send the bill.

2005 年 8:29 – micro

Me “this week, angry pet” There is something slightly different: it is a micro-management in the workplace today. are generally inclined to try to control “all”, that no approval of my boss stamp. Also see this phenomenon in the non-profit organization, all from Computer Society of homeowners associations, garden clubs, Little League, and, yes, even in the case of the Masonic Lodge

micro behalf of X theory of leadership style, which means that it is essentially a dictator, and now, in some cases, I understand this need, but the workplace generally, and our volunteer organization, I am very confused why people have to do it, a nasty by-product of micro-management is that people become complacent, just do what they were told, nothing more, they developed into a robot body with their work less loyalty.

played soccer on the grill years ago, I learned a lot of team concepts, team, type in any environment with multiple players, but only a coach who is responsible for the game plan, but trying to control each player in action is not only possible, it can be counterproductive, I always think it is more effective in people to make decisions and hold them accountable for their actions, people will not seek responsibility, will only make a minimum of effort, if they do not provide some latitude, I always like Ronald Reagan’s management style for his comments, he said: “the best people around and you can find, delegate the power, not as long as you have decided to intervene in the policy is implemented.”

With In other words

, simple micro-management, give your people, give them direction, but do not tell how well everyone.

The bottom line: more, less supervision and management

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2005 年 9 January 5 – university courses

Me “this week, angry pet” is a program for the university, claiming that a system of course, but in reality nothing more than to focus the development of software and so on. I am often asked the university’s “proud” of the outline, usually in the MBA level, I was shocked at how cosmetic work surface Universities system is based on real knowledge. Generally, the course provides an introductory system, but nothing else, but they tend to focus on programming languages, network and computer trends. No wonder when I started talking about the “arrogance” and engineering design / manufacturing concept, the students look at me speechless, as the “product mix”, “blueprint” concepts “of materials”, MRP and production control concept of foreign students, most system , which is why our university spits out more software than we really need one of my customers are students who can understand the concept of search agreement with much of the business, know how to interview users to understand the basic math to prepare proposals, to understand the work processes and measurement, and write effectively. Honestly, they are looking for several people screaming, and not the system software at the University of stirring candidates.

2005 年 9 月 12 – common courtesy death

Me “this week, angry pet” is a common ritual death, another day, we have a new FedEx drivers to make our office in Palm Harbor delivery, because I happened by the door, I opened it, looked at his approach, he had on his face, as if he has a bad day frown, I opened the door, greeted warmly, shook his hand and asked him one day to go, when I signed the delivery, the driver looked at me, I asked him if there is a problem, he said no, this is only my first day was a friendly person, in reality, he asked him how to do, he said, he visited most of the company, he is almost taken for granted and abuse.

I asked if he thought it was something that individual is unique to him, he said, no, other drivers often speak of their customers come to think of it mercilessly, and I have seen in this area of ​​evidence in other places . For example, when I went to a restaurant, the waiter always surprised when I ask them with their children one day. Usually they look at me as if I might have some hidden motive, but when they get past that, heat it up to me and we have a good cooperation.

It made me stop and think about today’s corporate workplace, we have been so tired and insensitive disregard for our employees, customers, suppliers and our relationships? Have we become so self-centered, cold, we no longer care about how we treat other people?

You know, I learned long ago, you can catch up with honey than you can with vinegar heckova a lot of flies, a little courtesy and hospitality of the people go a long way to go, for example, I learned the virtues of a firm handshake before the time, I do not just give them a little wishy-washy handshake, and look through people, I see your face in the eyes, shake hands and tell them how happy I am to see them. Such a simple thing like a sincere handshake can do wonders.

We must remember that we are not inanimate objects with our business, but very human. Sharpen our interpersonal skills are very important in life is worth something. Simple common courtesy is a big part of this to try it next time, the Federal Express or UPS driver
your door, or a waitress for the table, looking up at them, smiling to greet them, ask them how they do, heck, even your hands often, you will be pleasantly surprised and you will be surprised in return I will tell you this;? We are working with items or delivery in our office no problem how are you

2005 年 9 月 19 – The computer according to

me “pet anger this week anger” is news, no not the same biases general news, as it can, but the computer industry news. Years ago, many of our print publications rely on objective view of the industry. Such as “Info Systems”, “data” and “computer decision” and “electronic data processing and analysis instrument” of the publication can give a balanced report, but also generate NOK advertising revenues to sustain
own, but things happen along the way a PC In 1990, the spread in the workplace. Suddenly, the new interest and loyalty to the formation and trade press basically sold his soul upstart vendors who now command the market, who are tired of the report and the unfortunate result is that the credibility of various publications have been reduced. For this reason, the publication’s circulation at a historically low, even if the “information world” and “Computer World” is only his own shadow.

What is lacking is a complete trading of small, but trying to create the future of fashion, how to talk about what is really meant to be honest in this industry report is correct and error, I’m Your message has been received, if not all peaches and cream in this business, what kind of news to tell you either.

2005 年 September 26 – RESOLUTION

me “angry pet this week,” the word “solutions” that have been widely used in the IT sector in the last decade, I tried to find the two Webster’s Dictionary and the new cultural “solution”, and of course, I can not find what
we all know that there are means to find a solution to a technical problem, this does not mean its correct a problem but a solution to the problem, but make no mistake about it, “flexible”, the ultimate representative of errors or system failure, we should refer to them as such, I was surprised, when their programmers are proud to announce that they have found a “solution” rather than admit that they have a problem, do not know how to fix it

IT department should avoid the term “solution” because it tends to stimulate end-users and developers so that they lose their confidence in the ability to solve the problem, an error wrong, I do not care whether you call it, do not try to whitewash it, fix it

I do not know, I think I got tired of this business sloppy language.

2005 年 10 January 3 – Microsoft

Me “this week, angry pet” is Microsoft, that’s what I call a Howard Johnson, the computer industry (with apologies to HJ), call we have them because they never provided the product is the most advanced, but they are not the worst, just mediocre and very predictable

Recently, I read to, Microsoft announced Windows Workflow Foundation (WWF or – it sounds like the World Wrestling Federation significant). However, WWF is a Windows technology that enables developers to suture MS Office applications and proprietary applications to workflow, here is another type of “bottom up” system design example, but the first set requirements and design the overall system architecture, suggests the means of bottom-up assembly process. Retro Microsoft, to be honest, I think they should stick to wrestling

October 10, 2005 – the company dress code

me “pet anger this week anger” is the dress code. Back in 1970, is widely expected that a man wearing a suit and tie to work and women dressed well, in 1980, this code is very easy, you will see a “dress down” day on Friday to the 1990 suit, tie a golf shirt and slacks instead of, but now, in 2005, we see T-shirts, blue jeans and shorts, in the workplace.

Ben Stein recently wrote in New York, slovenly appearance on U.S. companies, I have to agree complaint Times published an interesting job, I think we have gone too far. Dress of any business on the impact of corporate culture if we are wearing a sharp, we tend to think smart, if we use dirty, we often lazy in our work habits. Shows I do not dress in the workplace, I will tell you the results cast doubt on a pig sty, I know that we want to promote
individualism in this country, but one thing is nothing wrong with any of uniformity and teamwork

When we started at the beginning of the 1970s the company, our dress code “business casual” unless we know where our customers to beautify and was expected to dress professional stage. Over time, we gave up and require at least business casual shirts and women, women with appropriate clothing, which has been our IT staff, in particular, a positive effect, but I found interesting is that when we as small businesses, are learning ” dress up “, U.S. companies began to” dress down. ”

Ben Stein is a correct criticism of today’s business dress code, after all, who you want to do, someone who looks like a tramp or someone dressed for success, and that work? I think the answer is pretty obvious business.

2005 年 10:17 – mobile phone

Me “this week, angry pet” is a mobile phone, as you will recall, the first time with the phone doctors and the medical profession that is right seen as their patients and even the vital link between the other members of his welcome. Besides the mobility of business people who need to talk to their offices and customers, including brokers, salespeople and service personnel, but later it landed in the clever tricks, this is a great way to get in touch with our loved ones, in the hands of housewives and children in emergency situations. This event is when hell broke loose, and now it seems that everyone has their own ass, or just in one of his ears, but in their cars, their motorcycles, I have even seen kids in their conversation, and skateboards, riding a bike and, yes, even tricycles, there are now more than a tool or a status symbol more annoying habits.

I find interesting is how it affects our social skills, it is now common to find people walking down the street or in a store seems to speak to their own, and maybe they are just a phone clever trick. But I am what people than any interference on the phone Jabber away while they are in traffic, now you know darn well most, not all have to communicate all the time, it is now common to see girls 16 years talk about boyfriends, so plan weekends , mother and his girlfriend, said the players with their buds, chat, etc. We do everything, but we are concerned about how our lives have become so boring, we find it. Want to talk to people just to pass the time while in traffic? I guess so.

1967 年

, James Scott Byrne stars as “President of Analysis,” which has become a cult classic movie, if you have not seen the pictures, Coburn revealed by the telephone company for each implant history of individual heads, so that a chip that everyone can send and receive phone calls (I like to see how they will handle fax). Yet the film is very mobile is predicted on the title, I’m just worried about the social consequences.

you make me a little busy, but if you find it absolutely necessary to talk on the phone while you drive around, you can pull to the side of the road, with us being in the same rational, and yes, I am very standard use of mobile phones support the legislation.

2005 年 10 月 24 日 – bloatware

Me “this week, angry pet” is “bloatware.” Ever notice that when you get a new computer how fast to run, but over time it begins to slow as a snail, which is mainly due
so-called “bloatware” in the industry. A few years ago, programmers are very careful about how they write the software code is very tight, it is more than efficient use of computer resources concerns, but because of disk space, memory and processor capacity growth, the program less and less, and the efficiency of the machine, I remember some years ago, I was able to install a disk space 50MB PC IBM’s OS / 2 operating system, ran the NOK space to spare no effort for my hard drive, but the times have changed, hardware improvements and the Internet can view programming, but more and sloppier and sloppier if you’ve tried to install a word processor or graphics package recently, you know what I mean <. / P> I can not help but feel that this is all great plans to build into our outdated computers. Slow down software means to purchase additional hardware. Understand this is a computer as an antique when it is over 3 years old, we could keep our computers any more, if we do not have much bloatware on it to run, but I think it will not be good for the economy.

2005 年 10 月 31 日 – GUESTIMATE

me “angry pet this week,” the word “Guestimate,” I have been on long IRM field by now, it has been bothering me is always trying to invent an attempt to appear cute and clever new word , is one word “Guestimate,” which means trying to make an estimate is only a guess, I was very good for a large estimated to predict the future is basically a bet. Like all forecasts, facts and information, will improve the estimates be, but rarely are never perfect. It is a natural tendency to avoid human estimate, since the estimated commitment expressed, people tend to avoid commitment and accountability far, especially when they are not sure of the facts. Seeing, then keep it simple, and the estimate is an estimate guess is speculation, so we do not create more third-class words “guestimate.”

Another word that bothers me is to “confirm”, you hear it almost everywhere these days , think about it;?, What is the meaning of the word refers to the iterative repeat such a thing is what it means when we say RE – cycle? An infinite loop? The language of the IT industry is not sloppy, we do not need to add new vocabulary words is not NOK, but I guestimate I repeat myself.

2005 年 11 7 – complications

Me “this week, pets anger,” the title is: “Why do we things more far more complex, they really? “In the past 30 years, I was fortunate to travel around the world, visit
many business customers, and field champion mingle, that’s one thing I always found interesting is how the IT industry has a tendency to do things more complicated than they really are, for example, building systems and software is really not the same, their complex seems to be. System, including business processes, procedures and programs, we also have information on data collection, production, storage of data, records, Documents and data elements. Period of investment, it has been like this, it is always like this, but it seems to reinvent itself every five years or so the IT industry, we now turn to the application of agile programming, data mining, SOA , business rules, metadata, things that go bump in the night and the only reason I can give to change the vocabulary is often the need to sell lots of books and magazines. Whether or people use it to make themselves look smarter than the actual. Unfortunately, this new vernacular is creeping into the university’s research and we are going to be in the next few years, kids trip, I do not know, because I grew up, I found better things in life are simple things, I think I’m surprised that more people wear “t challenge unnecessary complexity

2005 年 11 月 14 日 -. Snowbirds

I, “this week, pets anger”, the title is “Snow Birds.” November marks the Snowbird migration begins, this is the Northerners, mainly pensioners, so they began to trek here each year to Florida, of course, is their money good for our economy, but we must be with some of the fear of God for the driver, it is in SUVs who think they own the road, people from Ontario who believe they always run the school district, and others from the Midwest who are just ordinary people lost in New York, which certainly would be nice if we are running a national standard, which would make it heckova great convenience, here for us all safer if we did

2005 年 11月 21 -. Smoking

Me “this week, angry pet” American Tobacco Day is sponsored by the American Cancer Society on 17 November, as many know I enjoy a good cigar, I never get the taste of cigarettes, but I definitely enjoy a good cigar when I go to my business, I do not disturb it, it just my own time I am hurt I of smoking. understanding, I believe that all smokers And no, I do not think I was a smoking advocates said so much, I just want to say that all the anti-smokers: Please get off your back like a smokers does not mean we demon! or some stupid mistakes, but we believe this approach is characterized by anti-smokers will make it increasingly difficult to find a place for us to enjoy our pleasure, from the aircraft and all airports, restaurants and bars, workplaces, and even a car when will be our home where I absolutely draw a line and tell them to mind their own business, I will continue to enjoy browbeating I may be from anti-smoking lobby Regardless of my cigar, I do not think they realize that it is in their campaign because they are more severe, confirmed it is my desire to enjoy a good smoke.

me and reminded me more memorable cloth Rice Law, said “Do not trust a person who does not know at least one vice (such as drinking, smoking, swearing).” I’m the one you always find such a lily-white people always has a dark side or something, they try to hide As for me, I will continue to enjoy my cigar, so my habit honestly.

2005 年 11:28 – micro

Me “this week, angry pet” is a “micro” Today we live in a world where Theory X, managers have to determine a given task is often referred to as “micro” details in life to tell people what to do and when to do it without any interest in investment, this approach is basically saying to the workers, “You see, you are not smart, just to do it, so I want to tell you how to do this. “Therefore, they tend to stimulate the micro-and alienation of people recently, I found the same phenomenon in the non-profit voluntary organizations, homeowners associations, clubs, school organizations, sports organizations, and even church groups, running groups, the incidence of these people have the best intentions, but they rarely know how to actually manage. Unfortunately, some people involved with these organizations to meet the low power trip they are, their organization and compliance with policies and regulations with little regard, but the attempt to micro everything, people, especially volunteers, have a natural aversion to micro, quickly lose interest in their work.

Instead, I suggest that the practice, you represent holders of their responsibilities and responsible for the acts, I call the “bottom up” management, rather than
“top down” by treating workers as responsible adults, tend to take responsibility, to see through the successful completion of the task, as President Ronald Reagan said, “and the best people around you can find, delegate authority, and not interfere as long as you have decided the policy is implemented.”

Basically Reagan said, “Do not micro-management; authorize your employees and make a way out. ‘

2005 年 12 月 5 – replay

Me” this week, angry pet “is a” replay. “Last week it was announced that the Rolling Stones will perform the 40th February next year at the Detroit Super Bowl half time show, I found it a bit ridiculous to give notice in the Paul McCartney of the Beatles in the past when the Super Bowl intermission entertainment, it’s not that I have these old rock and roll, because I have been in the last 40 years, the big fan of the Beatles and the stones, I just want new people, or if there is a talent to replace some of my generation people’s music, we hear a lot about rap, hip-hop, and in many countries, but Who is the real definition of this generation of musicians? honestly, they do not we Oh, I do not recommend people do not exist, because I believe it, but it is tightly marketing engineers who today control every note recorded.

In the last

, it is not uncommon for artists to write their own music, sing their own songs and play their own instruments, as it is very difficult, something more than the development of a generation of skilled workers who Beatles with the Rolling Stones, the current wave of musicians just have no staying power of marketing “flash pan” the Beatles and the Rolling Stones are great, but eventually they replay it on behalf of the music is a sign of artistic void created the media mogul has been an example of Hollywood;? how many times we have to remake King Kong, Pink Panther, in 1960 almost all the TV programs and computer-generated graphics, how some creative plot and poorly written scripts that I can do? “T believe that we have run out of ideas in Hollywood, so they feel the need to reproduce the old story. The younger generation does not really have any creativity? I doubt, they just have not been allowed to express it, On the contrary, we must sit replay, I am increasingly concerned about the impact of this stagnation in our culture, and ultimately to us, for me represents the self-satisfaction and tag in our ability to reach down. It also represents a different kind “micro” go out of businesses in the world, consider this, if the Beatles and the stones in the world today, they can not be allowed to practice their craft.

Oh, I think I will go home, turn on the TV, listen to the sales management Zepplin Cadillac

December 12, 2005 – Service (lack of)

Me “this week, angry pet” is a “service” (ie lack of), I recently joined a new cigar shop to buy some cigars, cigar boxes, I went into their and check their inventory, has launched several custom cigar on the premises, as well as from the Dominican Republic and Honduras, general commercial cigar, I stumbled on my favorite (which is 奥约德蒙特利, Sudan / Maduro), and noted that more than a dozen of them to buy debt. In front of the line is a gentleman I have bought a dozen cigars are all the same, I noticed the cashier is scanning and recording every painful a cigar slowly, so she is the owner of the disk is busy reading a magazine

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